A whole new meaning to the word 'idiot'.

Xin, I'm sorry, but I just -had- to share this, it's classic and still gives me a laugh. If any of you reading my blog know how to play MUD's, MUSHes, etc, you'll know of Achaea? I sent Xin on towards it...bad idea. Like -really- bad idea, you'll see why. He's a particularly dense newbie...worse than most.

This is on msn by the ways.

Xin-san says: <-- Him, obviously.

Sleep well?

some people have friends, some people have enemies, i just have randoms says:<-- Me

yep

some people have friends, some people have enemies, i just have randoms says:

oh, sorry, didn't really see you log in *hug* good morning

Xin-san says:

*hug* That's good. Still feel tired?

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slightly

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but that's alright

Xin-san says:

I hear you. I had a late night, still feeling the semi-delusional effects of it.

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lol

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what house is your char in?

Xin-san says:

Huh? I have a house?

Xin-san says:

Probably. Um, how do I find out?

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you said you had joined a House

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HWHO shows the people in it

Xin-san says:

Yoohoo?

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yessum?

Xin-san says:

Er, did the messages get through?

Xin-san says:

Xin-san says:

Er... But ah.. how do I know what house I'm in?

Xin-san says:

PS: How do you do the "quick descrption of everything in the room" thing?

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SCORE shows you what house you're in, and QL does the second

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or IH which is INFO HERE

Xin-san says:

Oh no! I'm human!

Xin-san says:

How do I change races?

Xin-san says:

I am of the house of Hashan.

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that's a city

Xin-san says:

Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers. What does that mean?

Xin-san says:

Riiiight...

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you can reincarnate

Xin-san says:

So many big words, it's all so terrifying!

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meaning you get someone to kill you, you go to the Flame of Yggrdrasil and REINCARNATE

Xin-san says:

I have no idea what my house is.

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alright, your chars name's xinsama right?

Xin-san says:

Aye.

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sec

Xin-san says:

Lol what curoius help files.

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you're not in a House

Xin-san says:

Oh good.

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you ought to be

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then you can bug -them- about all this, instead of me

Xin-san says:

I know, but I recall thinking "Angela must decide for me! Egads!"

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lol

Xin-san says:

How do I join a house? And what are the commands to speak and do actions? Ie. Say, Shout.

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say (whatever) yell (whatever)

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TELL (name) (whatever)

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without the brackets

Xin-san says:

And how do I become a Rajamala instead of human? And remind me how to get to Minia? *puts on bright face*

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HELP SAYS

Xin-san says:

Thankies. How do I join a house/become a rajamala?

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to join a House go HOUSE LIST to get a list of the Houses, if you want to be a raja, get a friend to kill you and then rezz yourself in the Flame as a raja

Xin-san says:

Sweeet. Hey, come kill me please =D

Xin-san says:

Nah nevermind. I'll just stay down here... killing innocent butterflies...

Xin-san says:

Is there any stronger monster with potential loot in this dungeon?

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lol

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no, you -catch- butterflies

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and i think you have found the...something area

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they're major strong

Xin-san says:

Eh. i'm getting experience from killing them. Suits me find.

Xin-san says:

Fine

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lol

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for a newbie anyway

Xin-san says:

Hey I killed a kobold child!

Xin-san says:

I rock

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that's them

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get out of there, they get aggro

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and go....east i think

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until you reach a tower

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and then kill hellcats

Xin-san says:

Aw shite. I just got hammered by a kobold miner. I felt really guilty for attacking him too.

Xin-san says:

I need things to kill!

Xin-san says:

Oh yeah now you tell me. Damn.

Xin-san says:

Okay, I'm dead. Uh... I'll figure out where to gof rom here.

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*sigh*

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PRAY FOR SALVATION

Xin-san says:

I just did.

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good

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and now you have to wait a bit

Xin-san says:

Yeah I gathered. Sorry for hassling you.

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it's alright

Xin-san says:

Reading achea for too long is bad for you. Ahh there are stripes across evreything.

Xin-san says:

White text on black background = light distortion everything is in stripes egads

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lol

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rofl

Xin-san says:

A sigil is an emblem right?

Xin-san says:

Because now I'm outside the cave with nowhere to go.

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okay

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REJECT GRACE

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and PORTALS

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to get back to minia

Xin-san says:

Lol I just got that by myself. I'll leave you alone... Sorry.

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rofl

Xin-san says:

That hellcat took 200 health of me. I heal by typing "Rest" or something right?

Xin-san says:

Seriously though, I need armour and weapons or something so I don't get shredded.

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once they're dead

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you can SLEEP

Xin-san says:

Neat! Thanks. But the armour/weapons?

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you're newbie kicking?

Xin-san says:

Yeah.

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you spastic

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talk to my character!

Xin-san says:

How?

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have you learnt anything from anyone about your class skills?

Xin-san says:

No.

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TELL DZEIN whatever

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well no wonder

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you need to learn stuff

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CLASS can someone help me please?

Xin-san says:

Lol I'm spastic, I can afford to noobie kick. I'll send that stupid hellcat flying.

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HELP COMMONSENCE

Xin-san says:

Achaeans are really nice.

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they're just normal people

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you get the bad eggs like anywhere else

Xin-san says:

Er, is a tutor a player or an NPC?

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both

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either or actually

Xin-san says:

Okay! Righto, I shall now attempt to join a house.

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you are a remarkably dense newbie, do you know that?

Xin-san says:

I am astounded by my own obfuscation.

Xin-san says:

I take a long time to learn anything, but when I learn it, I am God.

Xin-san says:

Er, does it matter what house I join?

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it helps if they hold your own beliefs and values

Xin-san says:

How can you tell what values are these without reading the history of every single one?

Xin-san says:

Achaea is just all so big and scary! *whines*

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HELP HOUSE

Xin-san says:

Ohh man, too much reading.

Xin-san says:

I can't take it anymore! *explodes*

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gaaah, godame, i -like- helping newbies but you are really trying my patience

Xin-san says:

Lol I'll stop.

Xin-san says:

Seriously, I'm going to stop playing Achaea for a little while, before I die. I have many many other things to occupy myself with right now, and while it is indeed a splendiferous game, I'm currently too dense to play it.

some people have friends, some people have enemies, i just have randoms says:

how about, you THINK about something BEFORE you ask me?

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and stop sounding like a COMPLETE idiot?

Xin-san says:

Yeah that sounds decent. But I'm pretty much a complete idiot. It's unlikely you'll find a bigger noob than me in the world. *sigh*

Xin-san says:

Don't worry, I won't bother you again.

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it's alright, it's just the constant repetition

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i have told you, five times now, how to TALK TO PEOPLE

Xin-san says:

I'm scared they'll consider me as incompetant as you do.

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that's what the NEWBIE channel is for

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it's so you don't have one person knowing how stupid you are

Xin-san says:

There's a "channel"?

Xin-san says:

Okay, I'm presuming this is a help channel. How do you enter it?

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*sigh*

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NEWBIE i'm a little lost

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type it in and then press the ENTER button

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it is on your keyboard

Xin-san says:

Oh! Cool!

Xin-san says:

Keyboard?

Xin-san says:

What is this keyboard you speak of? I use "Mouse Keyboard 1.01", where I click all the letters I need to type.

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you know, what you use to type?

Xin-san says:

All right, got it. I'll just stop talking now.

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sorry for treating you like a complete idiot but i don't have a very big tolerance for fools

Xin-san says:

*sigh* The truth hurts.

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*hug*

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sorry

Xin-san says:

*hug* Nah it's okay.

Xin-san says:

There is a quote I'd like to use:

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oh?

Xin-san says:

"Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it."

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yeah

Xin-san says:

Lol I typed all that before you typed "oh?"

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'better to have the world think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt'

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lol

Xin-san says:

Lol hey I like yours better.

Yaay, double post day. hehe